Dog's Life

Dogs.
Dogs love to wander.
Dogs love to run.
Dogs love to push their heads between fence posts.
Dogs love to eat food.
Dogs love to eat non-food.
Dogs love to be loved.
Dogs are not allowed to be married to other dogs.
Dogs are not allowed to drive cars in Maine.
Dogs are not allowed to grow extra limbs.
Dogs are not allowed to own property.
Dogs are not allowed to write novels.
Dogs are not allowed to run Fortune 500 companies.
Dogs have food names after them.
Dogs have funny eyebrows.
Dogs have furry toes.
Dogs have places to be.
Dogs have no idea what they smell like.
Dogs have been reported to be people dressed in dog suits.
Dogs.