Lo! they will gather together in the square of kings to celebrate the sun emerging from yon forest. The gathered shall include, but not be limited to, the mastermind of Styx, the Speedwagon's maitre, multitudes of the eldest travelled forth from yon high school, we with the toast upon our fronts, a participant pair of the Great White Way, those who worship the past of androgyny and 1980s bacchanalia, and Colonel Sanders. They and we and the collected passersby shall gather with boards and signs and slogans and the shouting of woos to be transmitted across the country for one-twelfth of one day so that people may understand the true beauty of humanity. So they may finally understand all of the words to "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore." So they may receive their free Kentucky grilled chicken. So they may listen and receive the full word of the woo! Woooo! WOO!
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