Saturday, March 14, 2009

Over Eggs This Morning

Teamwork is for people who are not smart enough to do it themselves.

Collaboration is a genial way for people to steal your ideas.

Friendship makes it easier for your enemies to get your home address.

The Salvation Army is a cult aimed toward the expansion of the industrial military complex and the exultation of Santa Claus.

Flowers take away our air and kill bunnies.

Bunnies are responsible for overpopulation.

Marriage is a long way to get a free breakfast that you pay for a dozen times over.

1 comment:

  1. the letter J is just there to give G a break
    think about it

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